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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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Blessed be the firm and the sweet,
the ones too big, the ones petite.
The ones that sway with every stride,
and stop the world when they compete.

The ones that peek without a plan,
beneath a strap, like “here I am.”
The ones that bounce when you just land,
and steal the show like no one can.

The ones that warm, the ones that heal,
that sometimes jiggle, sometimes feel.
That pop out low-key, no big deal,
and light a fire no rain can seal.

Some whisper softly, shy and slow,
while others crash in like a show.
But even in the toughest glow,
they lift your day when you feel low.

To those that swing with zero shame,
to those that point and play the game.
To those that dance in time and tune,
and all the rest — they light the room.





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It's Friday!

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AMATEUR FLESH: LEIA

Remember what I told you the other day? Maybe it was last week, or the one before… In a post about amateur content, I mentioned how on the internet, you can never be sure someone is who they claim to be.

You might see pictures of a stunning girl, with a name, links to her socials, and a message saying you can pay to see something more intimate… but it could easily be a middle-aged dude behind that profile, collecting content and pretending to be her to get into your wallet. And yeah, even if there’s an OnlyFans account, that doesn’t mean what’s being uploaded is actually hers. At this point in the game, if you’re still trusting appearances online, you're just setting yourself up to be played.

All this came to mind while checking out this girl Leia —or more specifically, her profiles. I’m not saying it’s a fake account, but something feels off. Her X account has been around for barely a year and already has 600K followers. Meanwhile, her Instagram —opened just four months ago— is sitting at a humble 8K. Could it be that her old IG got nuked and she had to start from scratch? Sure. But here’s the thing: on X, she constantly retweets pics of other girls —and you already know that’s a textbook red flag. No woman who makes a living from this is out there boosting the competition for free.

That said, enjoy the photos —they’re damn good. Just a bit of friendly advice: don’t overthink it. Enjoy the ride, and leave it at that.



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Takeaway.

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THE EROTICISM OF JUERGEN FREYMANN

Juergen Freymann is a professional photographer based in Berlin, Germany. Since 2008, he’s worked independently, blending his passion for photography with a curious and upbeat approach to life. While he specializes in portraits and fashion photography, he occasionally dives into nude and erotic themes with an artistic touch.

His style leans toward intimate portraits that highlight natural beauty. His shots often feature soft lighting and carefully composed frames, with a focus on the subject’s expression and presence. His work fits within the tradition of European artistic nude photography — one that values aesthetics, mutual trust, and visual storytelling.



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Men and women look for different things in life.

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AMATEUR FLESH: FAVCUNT

It’s no secret that one of the most common scams in the adult content world is using photos and videos of a model, actress, or amateur to pretend to be them—luring in men who are craving a bit of attention and affection, only to squeeze some cash out of them in exchange for content that’s not even theirs.

Here at ALRNCN, we’ve covered this issue many times, and we’ve even taken down several accounts impersonating the real creators of that content.

Now, I ask myself: can you create an OnlyFans profile without actually being the person you claim to be? Most likely, yes. Faking documents these days is easier than ever, and I’m not really sure how strict OnlyFans’ verification process is.
I know that when you open an online bank account, they make you take real-time photos, cross-check them with your ID, even geolocate you to confirm you’re signing up from where you say you live… but I doubt OnlyFans operates at that level of control.

Why am I telling you all this?
Because our next so-called amateur, this “favcunt” girl, has an account on X (formerly Twitter) where she shares her photos. The account’s a little over a year old, and it links directly to her OF profile in the bio.

Why does it raise a red flag?
Because when a real model promotes herself online, it’s pretty rare to see her giving attention to other girls. They don’t usually retweet or share others’ content—after all, they’re competition.
But this account does. A lot.

That makes me think we might be looking at one of those networks running multiple fake profiles, using these tactics to gain exposure and grow.
Can I confirm it 100%? No. But something just doesn’t add up.

You know how I work: I share the content if it’s worth it, but unless I have clear proof a profile is legit, I’m not going to encourage you to subscribe to anything.
Not saying this is definitely the case—but I am saying it smells off.

That being said… check out the pics of this supposed favcunt. Because damn, she looks amazing.



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Just another day saving the world.

The scene is Power Bangers: A XXX Parody by Brazzers, and the actresses are Abigail Mac, Katrina Jade, and Kimmy Granger.

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Abigail Mac videos

Katrina Jade videos

Kimmy Granger videos




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