TIK HOT VOL247At ALRNCN, we don't have some sophisticated algorithm analyzing your tastes, your browsing habits, or how long you spend watching each video.
I am ALRNCN's algorithm.
A flesh-and-blood human being who browses stuff on the Internet and decides what makes the cut and what doesn't. No artificial intelligence, no millions of data points to process and, probably,
no particularly remarkable natural intelligence either.
And that might be precisely the secret to why this works.
Because I've always thought of myself as a pretty average guy, with pretty average tastes and
a level of mediocrity perfectly in line with most of the population. And since mediocre people are the majority, whenever something makes me stop, look a little longer, or think, "this needs to be posted," there's a pretty good chance that a lot of you will react exactly the same way.
I don't need to know how long you watched the previous video, how old you are, or what time you usually come online.
It's enough for me to think that if I like it, there's probably a whole bunch of degenerates out there who'll like it too.
And after more than 20 years of selecting content this way, the system doesn't seem to have worked out too badly.
So here's a new installment of
Tik Hot, carefully selected by one of the most mediocre algorithms on the Internet.
Lucky for you, you probably are too.
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Backstage.
THE COLOR WHITE VOL4And here we are: white. After an entire week talking about colors, shades, impossible names and some pretty questionable chromatic boundaries, we're finishing with the one color that seems to have decided
not to take part in any of those arguments.
Because there's something funny about white: on paper, it seems like the simplest color of them all. It doesn't need to scream for attention, it doesn't have to be particularly intense, and you're unlikely to hear two guys arguing for ten minutes about whether something is pearl white, off-white, ivory or nuclear white.
If it looks white, it's white as far as we're concerned, and we can peacefully get on with our lives.
But then white shows up on certain clothes and all that supposed discretion goes straight out the fucking window.
A white T-shirt, a shirt, a dress or, especially,
a good piece of white lingerie can attract a hell of a lot more attention than any color specifically designed to do exactly that. Maybe because it doesn't need much decoration. Maybe because it lets the shapes do all the work. Or maybe because our relationship with colors is a lot less sophisticated than we've spent this entire week pretending it is.
Either way, after making our way through greens, blues, lilacs, reds, yellows and blacks, we've finally reached the end of the road.
And we're finishing with white.
No mixtures, no complications and no need to check a Pantone chart to know exactly what the hell we're looking at.
Color week is over.
Now we can finally go back to focusing on what really matters.
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