TWO SISTERS, STUNNING BEAUTY, AND WAY TOO MUCH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEThere's something that's becoming a regular occurrence whenever I open Instagram. I'm scrolling through posts, wasting time like everyone else, when suddenly a stunning woman pops up. Gorgeous, an incredible body, a perfect smile, flawless skin, and photos that look like they came straight out of a professional photoshoot.
And my first reaction is no longer "Damn, what a beautiful woman," but something a little less romantic:
"Look, another one created with AI."
That's exactly what happened when I came across the profile of a blonde woman who looked to be in her mid-to-late forties, maybe even approaching fifty, with a well-maintained figure and a genuinely beautiful face.
I checked out her account because apparently I still haven't learned how to manage my free time, and it only took a few photos for all the alarm bells to start ringing.
Everything about her suggested she was just another model who doesn't exist outside the digital world of artificial intelligence.
And it's not like I have some kind of superpower. By now, plenty of us have developed a knack for recognizing the patterns that keep showing up in these images. Skin that's a little too perfect, certain facial expressions, the lighting, the proportions, that strange kind of artificial beauty that looks spectacular but starts feeling suspiciously familiar once you've seen enough of it.
Still, all you have to do is check the comments to realize that
not everyone has all their ducks in a row.
Between hearts, declarations of love, marriage proposals, and guys convinced they're looking at the woman of their dreams, you quickly discover that plenty of people still take these images as completely genuine photographs.
And look, I'm not saying everyone who fails to recognize an AI-generated image is an idiot. Technology is advancing incredibly fast, and telling what's real from what's artificial is getting harder every day. But some profiles practically have a giant flashing sign announcing that something isn't quite right once you start looking through their posts.
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GREEN, HOW I WANT YOU GREEN VOL4A while ago, we started a little series called
Pink, Fuchsia or Magenta, mainly because we discovered that apparently calling everything that looks pink to us simply “pink” is considered an unacceptable oversimplification of the color spectrum.
Apparently not. It can be pink, fuchsia, magenta, blush pink, bubblegum pink, dusty pink... and probably another fifteen shades that someone could distinguish by placing them side by side while we nod along pretending we can see the difference.
Well,
exactly the same thing happens with green.
There's olive green, bottle green, emerald green, mint green, pistachio green, lime green, forest green, military green, jade green, moss green... and probably another forty shades of green whose names I don't know and have absolutely no intention of learning.
At ALRNCN, we're simple people. So
if it looks green, it's green.
We're not going to waste valuable time trying to decide whether a woman's bra is emerald green with hints of jade or forest green leaning toward bottle green. We have a responsibility to our readers, and
there are matters that require our attention far more urgently.
So while color experts can happily argue about shades, saturation and nuances, we'll continue a series based on a much more efficient color classification system:
GREEN, HOW I WANT YOU GREEN.
And inside you'll find women wearing green clothes.
Not many of them.
We really don't need to know much more.
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