Published on 2025/06/16
ALIEN LIFE
Are we really alone out there? Who knows. Maybe somewhere in the universe there’s another species wondering the same thing about us. The truth is, we have no clue what real aliens look like — but thanks to movies, comics, and conspiracy nuts, we all have a mental photo album of what they might be: little green men, big-eyed invaders, slimy tentacled blobs, or hyper-advanced beings that copy everything they see.
And yep, that whole “copy whatever’s lying around — magazines, book covers, humans” trick is a classic move in sci-fi. Sometimes it’s creepy, sometimes it’s just genius.
This hidden camera prank plays right into that idea: an unsuspecting scientist, a fake meteorite, and a bunch of fake alien crabs that “transform.” Magic tricks, shock, laughs, and a reminder: if life out there is watching us, maybe it’s cuter than we imagine.
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Published on 2025/06/16
START YOUR DAY RIGHT
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Good morning! I was gonna say there’s nothing better than kicking off the week with a solid wank — but that makes it sound like Monday wanks are the best, when the truth is: starting any day with a good wank is always a win.
Ignore anyone preaching that jerking off is wrong or only for losers. They’re clueless. They wank too, they just feel guilty afterwards because they bought into that moral crap and can’t handle it. The truth is, a good wank does wonders — your body loves it, your mind loves it.
Is sex better? Of course it is. But not everyone can get laid whenever they feel like it, and you can’t just go celibate waiting for the perfect moment. That’s nonsense. It’s like saying scratching your own back is pathetic just because you don’t have someone else to do it. Ridiculous.
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Published on 2025/06/13
FUTURE ROBBERIES
When we think about tech crimes, we usually picture hoodie-wearing hackers breaking into Swiss banks from a dark basement, cybercriminals stealing millions with a single click, or high-end thieves sneaking through laser sensors like in Mission Impossible.
All very sleek, very cinematic, very Saturday-night-movie.
But reality, as always, has other plans.
And sometimes those plans are way more low-budget, blunt… and terrifyingly effective.
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Published on 2025/06/13
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL330Maybe it’s the exhaustion, maybe it’s the vibe, or maybe it’s just that by Friday, everything matters a little less.
There’s just something about Fridays. Something that makes you want to slow down, let go, and take a moment for what really counts: yourself.
So yeah. It’s Friday. And that alone is reason enough.
Have a good weekend, folks.
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