ALONE WITH CARMEN VOL9Carmen retrograde is the ultimate antidote to cosmic chaos.
If something can go wrong, it will. And if we’re in Mercury retrograde, get ready for your phone to glitch, to be late to everything, and, for some inexplicable reason, for your ex to suddenly reappear.
Because yes, according to astrology, every time Mercury enters its infamous retrograde phase, the universe decides to put us to the test. It’s supposedly the time when everything spirals out of control: misunderstandings, tech failures, canceled trips, and terrible decisions you’ll later regret. And for some reason, it’s mostly women who have faith in this phenomenon. If you’ve ever heard, "Don’t sign anything this week, Mercury is in retrograde", chances are it came from a woman.
But just as there’s a Mercury retrograde to mess up your life, there’s also its antithesis, its nemesis, its perfect universal balance. And that balance is called Carmen.
Carmen retrograde is the phenomenon that happens every few months when ALRNCN shares a fresh batch of her videos. We don’t know if it’s magic, science, or just a lucky cosmic shift, but after watching Carmen, things start going right—your life and the universe fall back into balance.
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BOOBS#233 + LINKS TO OUR TELEGRAM COMMUNITYIf you’re a regular follower of ALRNCN, you’ve probably noticed that nothing here is left to chance. A few days ago, we shared
a post dedicated to butts, and I’m pretty sure many of you could already guess what was coming next. It’s almost a cosmic law, a universal balance: where there are butts, sooner or later, boobs must appear.
This unwritten cycle is like a small tribute to the forces of the universe, always seeking balance. If there’s one thing we know at ALRNCN, it’s how to find that harmony between what we love, as if each post maintained a delicate visual yin and yang. Today, we wrap up the week with what was missing to complete that balance.
So get ready, relax, and enjoy this cosmic celebration that, as always, we’ve prepared with dedication and good taste. Because at ALRNCN, the balance between butts and boobs isn’t just a tradition—it’s practically an art.
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