TITS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND VOL17Human history is usually explained through wars, hunger, religion, money, or the desire to conquer new territories. But there’s a much older, more constant, and more powerful force that rarely gets mentioned in history books:
the desire to be sexually attractive to other people.
Humans learned to hunt to survive, sure, but probably also because returning to the cave dragging a mammoth behind you must have been pretty impressive. We built palaces, wrote poems, painted pictures, invented musical instruments, and crossed entire oceans. Officially, we did it for knowledge, ambition, or a spirit of adventure. Unofficially,
a significant part of human progress has always involved doing extraordinarily complicated things to increase our chances of ending up naked with someone.
Even today, behind countless packed gyms, sports cars, carefully curated profiles, and careers pushed to the point of exhaustion, that same ancient machinery is still running. The tools change, the settings change, and the excuses change, but the engine remains exactly the same:
to be desired, to seduce, and to make someone look at us for a few seconds longer than strictly necessary.
Sexual desire may not have built civilization all by itself, but it’s hard to deny that it paid for a considerable amount of the materials. And within that force capable of setting bodies, minds, economies, and entire continents in motion, tits have occupied a privileged position for thousands of years.
We don’t know where humanity is heading, but as long as there’s a pair of tits capable of stopping a conversation, starting a war, or making someone do something completely ridiculous, we can relax:
the machinery will keep moving forward.
Here comes
TITS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND VOL. 17: another collection of irrefutable evidence supporting a theory that science still doesn’t have the courage to confirm.
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SHE CAN'T BRING THE ELBOWS TOGETHERThere are people who can run a marathon, solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute, or play the violin with their eyes closed.
And then there's her, facing the greatest challenge of her life: realizing she can't touch her elbows together.
Apparently it's supposed to be incredibly easy. Everyone says all you have to do is try. That there's no trick to it. But no matter how hard she tries, it's just not happening.
Her elbows refuse to cooperate, and you can see the frustration slowly taking over.
The look on her face says it all. She tries again... and again... and still nothing. Poor thing.
Let's hope she manages to overcome this devastating setback life has thrown her way.
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