GREEN, HOW I WANT YOU GREEN VOL4A while ago, we started a little series called
Pink, Fuchsia or Magenta, mainly because we discovered that apparently calling everything that looks pink to us simply “pink” is considered an unacceptable oversimplification of the color spectrum.
Apparently not. It can be pink, fuchsia, magenta, blush pink, bubblegum pink, dusty pink... and probably another fifteen shades that someone could distinguish by placing them side by side while we nod along pretending we can see the difference.
Well,
exactly the same thing happens with green.
There's olive green, bottle green, emerald green, mint green, pistachio green, lime green, forest green, military green, jade green, moss green... and probably another forty shades of green whose names I don't know and have absolutely no intention of learning.
At ALRNCN, we're simple people. So
if it looks green, it's green.
We're not going to waste valuable time trying to decide whether a woman's bra is emerald green with hints of jade or forest green leaning toward bottle green. We have a responsibility to our readers, and
there are matters that require our attention far more urgently.
So while color experts can happily argue about shades, saturation and nuances, we'll continue a series based on a much more efficient color classification system:
GREEN, HOW I WANT YOU GREEN.
And inside you'll find women wearing green clothes.
Not many of them.
We really don't need to know much more.
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