Published on 2025/07/04
THE BLUE PILL OR THE RED ONE
We’ve got photos. Girls in nightclubs. Showing skin. Flashing their tits or stripping down completely. Sexy, gorgeous, perfect girls — the kind that make you blurt out, “Damn, she’s hot.”
And nope, they’re not real. They’re AI-generated.
But here’s the real question: do you want to know they’re fake?
Because the second you find out, something shifts. That image that was turning you on ten seconds ago suddenly loses its punch. Loses its power. She's no longer a girl — she's a “creation.” And for some people, that’s enough to ruin it. To kill the vibe.
And that’s when the real question hits:
Which pill would you choose?
The harsh, messed-up truth… or the sweet, hot lie?
We all say we prefer the truth. Nobody wants to be fooled, right?
But think back to The Matrix.
The truth meant a world in ruins, living underground, no sunlight, eating sludge and running from killer machines.
The lie? That was a life of sunshine, steaks, wine, women.
Everything was fake — but damn, it felt real, and it felt good.
So, tell me: if you’re looking at a stunning woman, perfectly unreal, and you can’t tell if she’s human or AI…
Do you need to know?
Or are you cool with just letting the image do its thing and enjoying the ride?
Because some truths will kill the mood,
And some lies will get you off.
And sometimes, ignorance isn’t just bliss — it’s a damn good fuck.
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Published on 2025/07/04
SOME BUTTS WERE BORN TO BE SLAPPED
Not all asses are created equal. Sure, they serve a biological purpose — sitting, walking, existing. But the truth is, some go way beyond that. Some asses are made to be admired, craved, daydreamed about. The kind that don’t just pass by — they parade, knowing damn well the power they carry behind them.
They’re rare. A chosen few. Round, firm, hypnotic. The kind of asses that make your neck twist without permission and your imagination run wild. Asses you don’t just want to stare at — you want to grab them, push them, thrust into them, spank them like a drum, pinch them until their skin blushes from the heat of your hands.
Those asses.
The unforgettable ones.
The ones you think about more than most faces.
The ones that haunt your dreams even if you've never laid a hand on them.
Yeah, I’m talking about those asses.
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Published on 2025/07/04
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL333
Here’s volume 333 of the “Masturbation Is for Babes” saga — the series I usually drop on Fridays.
Ever wonder how long 333 Fridays are? Six years and four months.
Time flies.
Have a great weekend, ALRNCN friend.
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Remember when Jaguar, at the end of last year, ditched its classic design and jumped headfirst into woke marketing?
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Well, it backfired hard. In April, they sold just 49 cars across all of Europe — that’s a 97.5% drop compared to April 2024, when they moved 1,961 units.
That’s straight from the European Automobile Manufacturers Association (ACEA).
Also, fun fact — Gillette paid the price too for going after its own audience.
Back in 2019, they embraced the woke wave and launched that infamous campaign calling out “toxic masculinity.”
They never fully recovered. Sales volume and loyal customers never came back.
Sure, Procter & Gamble claims Gillette has grown by 3%,
but let’s be real — it’s not because they’re selling more.
It’s because they’re charging more and pushing premium products that didn’t exist before — like the GilletteLabs line.
That’s what’s really driving those numbers.
In the end, both stories are good news in disguise.
Published on 2025/07/03
SHIRTS VOL9david
I just realized I hadn’t been numbering the “Shirts” saga.
Not the first time this happens.
If you’ve been around ALRNCN for a while, you already know we’ve got sagas for everything. And I mean everything.
What’s a saga? It’s those posts that collect videos with a shared theme. Kind of like an unofficial series… until one day, without planning it, it becomes official.
We’ve got sagas about masturbation (by hand, with toys, suction cups, anal expanders — you name it).
Sagas about lingerie. About bathrobes. About underwear by color.
Boobs. Butts. Hot girls.
Naked house chores.
Yoga, workouts, road trips, AI-generated clips, public exhibitionism...
And now: shirts.
So, when does a post become a saga? Good question.
There’s no exact rule. Sometimes four entries feel like enough.
Other times, like today, it takes nine.
And that’s when I realize: damn — we’ve got a new saga.
This is volume 9 in a series of entries where every woman has one thing in common:
she’s taking off a shirt.
That moment when the fabric opens, buttons come undone, or the whole thing just falls to the floor.
No bras underneath. Just skin, attitude, and that simple move that never fails to do the trick.
So no, you’re not witnessing the discovery of a new planet.
Or the birth of a star.
But if you’re someone who enjoys the little things...
you are here for the official birth of a new ALRNCN saga.
And this, my friend, is volume number nine.
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It’s never too late to take an interest in fashion.
Published on 2025/07/03
WHO’S TO BLAME?luzos
You’re having sex with your partner, out in the open, tucked between some bushes. No one around. No one bothering you. Everything’s going smooth… until someone shows up out of nowhere and ruins the moment.
Whose fault is it that the fun gets cut short — yours for being there, or theirs for interrupting?
Think about it.
It’s like walking through Palestine with a beard, hairy legs, a pink tutu and your boyfriend’s hand in yours.
If you end up hanging from a crane, is it your fault for showing up like that in a homophobic country?
Or is it theirs for not tolerating what they don’t understand?
No easy answers.
But yes — there’s video of the first case (and if you search around, probably of the second too).
A couple just wanted to enjoy a quiet, wild quickie… until someone came along and messed it all up.
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Published on 2025/07/03
YESTERDAY’S HISTORY, LIVED TODAYHistory. That subject we all remember as a mix of dates, wars, names and kings that felt impossible to digest.
Memorizing battles, studying faded maps, listening to a teacher talk about faraway empires like we were supposed to care. It was hard to connect. Just like with Philosophy.
Because let’s be honest — at 13, who gives a damn about what some guy in a toga thought 2,000 years ago when you don’t even know who you are yet?
But time goes by. You read more, live more, and suddenly, things start to click. You begin to wonder where we come from, how people thought back then, why they did what they did. And you realize we haven’t really changed that much.
We’re still driven by the same things: fear, desire, power, need.
And that same History that once bored you… now gets your attention. Because you finally see it differently.
And it’s told differently too. Back then, teachers did what they could with what they had: books, maps, photocopies, and a ton of effort. Making it fun wasn’t easy — though some managed it.
But now we’ve got something new: artificial intelligence.
Now you can see what Carthage looked like in 500 BC.
You can walk through the streets of Babylon, understand how the Romans organized their cities, how the Egyptians traded, how the Greeks lived, what biblical towns were really like.
You don’t have to imagine it from a few paragraphs anymore.
Now you can see it — like a movie. Like you're in it.
And when you live something that way, it sticks with you.
Because you’re not just studying History anymore. You’re living it.
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