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AUGUST IS SLIPPING AWAY

August officially ends on Monday, but we’ve decided to say goodbye to it today, the way it deserves, because the end of August should always be marked with a minute of silence, a cold beer and a distant stare into the horizon.

August isn’t just a month. August is a way of looking at life. It’s the month we automatically associate with holidays, even if it’s been years since we had the kind of summer break we remember from childhood. It means waking up without an alarm, having no idea what day it is, eating at ridiculous hours and discovering that a shower, a pair of flip-flops and a clean T-shirt can be considered perfectly acceptable formalwear.

For a few weeks, even people without a penny to their name get to feel rich. Not because their bank balance suddenly has more zeros, but because they have something far more valuable: time in which nobody is telling them what to do.

You can be sitting on your balcony in a plastic chair, drinking a can of beer while listening to your neighbor argue with his wife, and still feel as though life is smiling at you. Because you don’t have to work tomorrow. Because you don’t need to set the alarm. Because for a few hours, the world can keep spinning without you having to take part in it.

But everything comes to an end. The suitcases go back into the closet, the flip-flops return to the bottom of the shoe rack and the alarm clock reappears on the bedside table with the same asshole attitude it has always had. September arrives loaded with schedules, unanswered emails, school runs, traffic and people claiming that this time they really are going to start taking the gym seriously.

Most people will already have to start looking ahead to August 2027 to fantasize about that brief period of the year when we can pretend we’re actually in control of our own lives. There are twelve months to go, but there’s no point thinking about it too much. We just have to keep surviving one week at a time, one public holiday at a time and one beer at a time.

Today, we raise a glass to August. To those who traveled to the other side of the world and those who never left their neighborhood. To those who slept in five-star hotels and those who set up an inflatable pool on the terrace. Because holidays aren’t always about going somewhere far away. Sometimes they’re simply about nobody being able to force you to be anywhere else.

Until next year, August. You didn’t last long, you cost us far too much and, as always, you disappeared just as we were starting to get used to being alive.





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AMATEUR FLESH: KAWAIIMOMO7

On Fridays, I put a little more effort into searching for content because a week can’t end just any old way. It deserves a proper send-off, with something entertaining enough to leave a good taste in your mouth as you head into the weekend.

After digging around for quite a while, I think the photos and videos from kawaiimomo7 more than deliver. Homemade content, natural appeal and plenty of good reasons to spend a few minutes with her before officially bringing the week to a close.

I provide the material, and you decide how long you want to enjoy it.

Have a great weekend. On Monday, we’ll pick up exactly where we left off. Don’t let me down.



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Spending the summer with Sofía Vergara.

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THE 57-YEAR-OLD MILF WHO NEVER EXISTED

Most women created with artificial intelligence seem to have rolled off the same production line: porcelain skin, a face without a single wrinkle, perfect tits, an impossible ass and proportions that nature could only achieve with Photoshop.

The creators of this profile decided to take a different approach. Its protagonist is 57 years old and has been designed to look like a genuinely mature woman: slim, with few curves, some facial wrinkles and a distinctive beauty that doesn’t need to pretend she’s twenty.





Her videos show what is supposedly her everyday life. She goes to the gym, visits museums, goes out for drinks and cocktails, gets dressed up, takes walks and enjoys the kind of sophisticated lifestyle we associate with an attractive, confident and independent woman. One of those elegant, desirable moms we’ve all fantasized about meeting at some point.

Obviously, none of what we see is real. Not the woman, not her age and not her weekend plans. But the profile is designed to make you forget that small detail for a few seconds and feel as though you’re following the life of a real person.

And, as usually happens in these cases, behind the museum visits, gym sessions and glasses of wine, there’s a link to a paid platform. Because this MILF may not exist, but the business they’ve built around her is completely real.





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USING A CUSHION OR PILLOW AS AN EXCUSE

The internet is full of trends that probably started because someone did something, someone else decided to copy it, and before we knew it, there were enough identical videos to dedicate an entire post to them.

This time, the only requirement seems pretty simple: stand in front of the camera holding a cushion or pillow to cover your body and stay like that for a few seconds.

Just long enough to build a little anticipation, because we all know perfectly well that nobody pressed play to check out these girls' pillow collections.

Then comes the second part of the trick: the cushion drops, gets tossed aside, or simply disappears from the frame, no longer serving the only purpose it was invited for.

A compilation dedicated to all those pillows that enjoyed a few seconds in the spotlight before discovering that they were actually completely unnecessary.





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AMATEUR FLESH: EZTIGERXO

We don’t know her name, where she lives, or what she does when she’s not in front of the camera. On Reddit, she simply shares photos and videos anonymously, letting her body handle all the introductions.

And she doesn’t seem to need much of an introduction anyway. Generous curves, a natural appeal that can’t be manufactured, and that unmistakable intimacy of amateur content, where there are no huge productions, professional lighting setups, or photographers telling her exactly where to position every inch of her body.

Everything here is much simpler: a room, a phone, and a woman who has decided to get naked in front of complete strangers without revealing anything else about herself. Because part of the appeal lies precisely in that: being able to see all of her while knowing absolutely nothing about the person on the other side of the screen.

A new installment of Amateur Flesh starring a mysterious woman who gives us plenty of good reasons to keep watching.



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AMATEUR FLESH: LADYBUG🌈😽

It’s Friday, and we’re bringing the week to a close as tradition demands: putting our worries aside, lowering our intellectual standards slightly and spending a few minutes admiring the photos of Ladybug🌈😽, a Reddit user who has decided to share part of her intimacy with complete strangers.

We all like to feel desired, receive compliments and know that someone is looking at us for a few seconds longer than strictly necessary. And in that department, it has to be said that women tend to have a certain advantage.
When an attractive woman shares a nude photo online, the compliments can start arriving before the image has even finished loading.

Many women choose not to show their bodies, not because they believe there is anything wrong with doing so, but because they feel embarrassed, fear being judged or have been taught that enjoying their own sexuality is something that should remain hidden. And let’s be clear: choosing not to do something because it does not interest you is very different from avoiding it because a little voice inside your head insists that you should feel guilty for enjoying it.

We do not know whether Ladybug shares her photos out of excitement, curiosity, self-esteem or simply because she enjoys it. There is probably a little of everything involved. What matters is that she seems to enjoy showing herself off, and we certainly did not come here to question other people’s good decisions.

It’s Friday, the week is almost over and Ladybug has been kind enough to take her clothes off. The least we can do is give her the attention she deserves.





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When winning is all that matters.

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