TITS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND VOL17Human history is usually explained through wars, hunger, religion, money, or the desire to conquer new territories. But there's a much older, more constant, and more powerful force that rarely gets mentioned in history books:
the desire to be sexually attractive to other people.
Humans learned to hunt to survive, sure, but probably also because returning to the cave dragging a mammoth behind you must have been pretty impressive. We built palaces, wrote poems, painted pictures, invented musical instruments, and crossed entire oceans. Officially, we did it for knowledge, ambition, or a spirit of adventure. Unofficially,
a significant part of human progress has always involved doing extraordinarily complicated things to increase our chances of ending up naked with someone.
Even today, behind countless packed gyms, sports cars, carefully curated profiles, and careers pushed to the point of exhaustion, that same ancient machinery is still running. The tools change, the settings change, and the excuses change, but the engine remains exactly the same:
to be desired, to seduce, and to make someone look at us for a few seconds longer than strictly necessary.
Sexual desire may not have built civilization all by itself, but it's hard to deny that it paid for a considerable amount of the materials. And within that force capable of setting bodies, minds, economies, and entire continents in motion, tits have occupied a privileged position for thousands of years.
We don't know where humanity is heading, but as long as there's a pair of tits capable of stopping a conversation, starting a war, or making someone do something completely ridiculous, we can relax:
the machinery will keep moving forward.
Here comes
TITS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND VOL. 17: another collection of irrefutable evidence supporting a theory that science still doesn't have the courage to confirm.
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ALL FOR A GOOD TIPHave you ever seen those places where you can order coffee without getting out of your car and the barista serves you wearing nothing but a bikini? They've been running this particular business model in the United States for years, where
the caffeine matters, but it clearly isn't the only reason some customers keep coming back every morning.
A few years ago, we dedicated a post to one of the most famous baristas at
Bikini Beans Espresso, a chain that realized you can find coffee on practically every corner, but
a bikini-clad barista serving it directly through your car window is much harder to forget.
From there, each barista decides how far she wants to take the experience. Some simply prepare your order, smile, and wish you a nice day. Others, when the customer proves to be generous, seem willing to offer
a little more than some extra milk in the coffee.
Because a good tip can considerably improve the service and, at certain places, persuade the barista to put on
a little personalized show without you ever having to leave the driver's seat.
The coffee might not be the best in town, but some customers certainly leave feeling wide awake.
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