AMATEUR FLESH: GLITCHY BRATSome people dream of starting their own business, traveling the world, writing a book, or buying a house by the sea.
Glitchy_Brat has slightly different ambitions.
On her Reddit profile, she introduces herself with a line that pretty much sums up her intentions:
“Just a girl, following her dreams of being a thot”.
For anyone not completely fluent in internet slang,
“thot” originally came from the acronym “That Hoe Over There.”
Not exactly the most flattering term at first, but that's the internet for you. Over time, the word took on a life of its own, becoming a label for sexually provocative women or girls who enjoy showing off online, and
plenty of women eventually embraced it and started using it about themselves in a playful, ironic way.
So when Glitchy_Brat says she's
“following her dreams of being a thot”, she's basically telling us that
she's just a girl chasing her dream of becoming an internet thot.
And you have to give her credit for one thing:
she doesn't seem like the kind of person who sits around waiting for her dreams to come true on their own.
Glitchy Brat only opened her Reddit account a few months ago, and since then she's been doing her part to achieve such a noble goal.
And as we always do whenever we find someone out there chasing their dreams,
we figured the least we could do was contribute our own little bit to the cause.
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GREEN, HOW I WANT YOU GREEN VOL4A while ago, we started a little series called
Pink, Fuchsia or Magenta, mainly because we discovered that apparently calling everything that looks pink to us simply “pink” is considered an unacceptable oversimplification of the color spectrum.
Apparently not. It can be pink, fuchsia, magenta, blush pink, bubblegum pink, dusty pink... and probably another fifteen shades that someone could distinguish by placing them side by side while we nod along pretending we can see the difference.
Well,
exactly the same thing happens with green.
There's olive green, bottle green, emerald green, mint green, pistachio green, lime green, forest green, military green, jade green, moss green... and probably another forty shades of green whose names I don't know and have absolutely no intention of learning.
At ALRNCN, we're simple people. So
if it looks green, it's green.
We're not going to waste valuable time trying to decide whether a woman's bra is emerald green with hints of jade or forest green leaning toward bottle green. We have a responsibility to our readers, and
there are matters that require our attention far more urgently.
So while color experts can happily argue about shades, saturation and nuances, we'll continue a series based on a much more efficient color classification system:
GREEN, HOW I WANT YOU GREEN.
And inside you'll find women wearing green clothes.
Not many of them.
We really don't need to know much more.
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