TWO SISTERS, STUNNING BEAUTY, AND WAY TOO MUCH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEThere's something that's becoming a regular occurrence whenever I open Instagram. I'm scrolling through posts, wasting time like everyone else, when suddenly a stunning woman pops up. Gorgeous, an incredible body, a perfect smile, flawless skin, and photos that look like they came straight out of a professional photoshoot.
And my first reaction is no longer "Damn, what a beautiful woman," but something a little less romantic:
"Look, another one created with AI."
That's exactly what happened when I came across the profile of a blonde woman who looked to be in her mid-to-late forties, maybe even approaching fifty, with a well-maintained figure and a genuinely beautiful face.
I checked out her account because apparently I still haven't learned how to manage my free time, and it only took a few photos for all the alarm bells to start ringing.
Everything about her suggested she was just another model who doesn't exist outside the digital world of artificial intelligence.
And it's not like I have some kind of superpower. By now, plenty of us have developed a knack for recognizing the patterns that keep showing up in these images. Skin that's a little too perfect, certain facial expressions, the lighting, the proportions, that strange kind of artificial beauty that looks spectacular but starts feeling suspiciously familiar once you've seen enough of it.
Still, all you have to do is check the comments to realize that
not everyone has all their ducks in a row.
Between hearts, declarations of love, marriage proposals, and guys convinced they're looking at the woman of their dreams, you quickly discover that plenty of people still take these images as completely genuine photographs.
And look, I'm not saying everyone who fails to recognize an AI-generated image is an idiot. Technology is advancing incredibly fast, and telling what's real from what's artificial is getting harder every day. But some profiles practically have a giant flashing sign announcing that something isn't quite right once you start looking through their posts.
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AMATEUR FLESH: GLITCHY BRATSome people dream of starting their own business, traveling the world, writing a book, or buying a house by the sea.
Glitchy_Brat has slightly different ambitions.
On her Reddit profile, she introduces herself with a line that pretty much sums up her intentions:
“Just a girl, following her dreams of being a thot”.
For anyone not completely fluent in internet slang,
“thot” originally came from the acronym “That Hoe Over There.”
Not exactly the most flattering term at first, but that's the internet for you. Over time, the word took on a life of its own, becoming a label for sexually provocative women or girls who enjoy showing off online, and
plenty of women eventually embraced it and started using it about themselves in a playful, ironic way.
So when Glitchy_Brat says she's
“following her dreams of being a thot”, she's basically telling us that
she's just a girl chasing her dream of becoming an internet thot.
And you have to give her credit for one thing:
she doesn't seem like the kind of person who sits around waiting for her dreams to come true on their own.
Glitchy Brat only opened her Reddit account a few months ago, and since then she's been doing her part to achieve such a noble goal.
And as we always do whenever we find someone out there chasing their dreams,
we figured the least we could do was contribute our own little bit to the cause.
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