TIK HOT VOL247At ALRNCN, we don't have some sophisticated algorithm analyzing your tastes, your browsing habits, or how long you spend watching each video.
I am ALRNCN's algorithm.
A flesh-and-blood human being who browses stuff on the Internet and decides what makes the cut and what doesn't. No artificial intelligence, no millions of data points to process and, probably,
no particularly remarkable natural intelligence either.
And that might be precisely the secret to why this works.
Because I've always thought of myself as a pretty average guy, with pretty average tastes and
a level of mediocrity perfectly in line with most of the population. And since mediocre people are the majority, whenever something makes me stop, look a little longer, or think, "this needs to be posted," there's a pretty good chance that a lot of you will react exactly the same way.
I don't need to know how long you watched the previous video, how old you are, or what time you usually come online.
It's enough for me to think that if I like it, there's probably a whole bunch of degenerates out there who'll like it too.
And after more than 20 years of selecting content this way, the system doesn't seem to have worked out too badly.
So here's a new installment of
Tik Hot, carefully selected by one of the most mediocre algorithms on the Internet.
Lucky for you, you probably are too.
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AMATEUR FLESH: GLITCHY BRATSome people dream of starting their own business, traveling the world, writing a book, or buying a house by the sea.
Glitchy_Brat has slightly different ambitions.
On her Reddit profile, she introduces herself with a line that pretty much sums up her intentions:
“Just a girl, following her dreams of being a thot”.
For anyone not completely fluent in internet slang,
“thot” originally came from the acronym “That Hoe Over There.”
Not exactly the most flattering term at first, but that's the internet for you. Over time, the word took on a life of its own, becoming a label for sexually provocative women or girls who enjoy showing off online, and
plenty of women eventually embraced it and started using it about themselves in a playful, ironic way.
So when Glitchy_Brat says she's
“following her dreams of being a thot”, she's basically telling us that
she's just a girl chasing her dream of becoming an internet thot.
And you have to give her credit for one thing:
she doesn't seem like the kind of person who sits around waiting for her dreams to come true on their own.
Glitchy Brat only opened her Reddit account a few months ago, and since then she's been doing her part to achieve such a noble goal.
And as we always do whenever we find someone out there chasing their dreams,
we figured the least we could do was contribute our own little bit to the cause.
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