TITS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND VOL17Human history is usually explained through wars, hunger, religion, money, or the desire to conquer new territories. But there’s a much older, more constant, and more powerful force that rarely gets mentioned in history books:
the desire to be sexually attractive to other people.
Humans learned to hunt to survive, sure, but probably also because returning to the cave dragging a mammoth behind you must have been pretty impressive. We built palaces, wrote poems, painted pictures, invented musical instruments, and crossed entire oceans. Officially, we did it for knowledge, ambition, or a spirit of adventure. Unofficially,
a significant part of human progress has always involved doing extraordinarily complicated things to increase our chances of ending up naked with someone.
Even today, behind countless packed gyms, sports cars, carefully curated profiles, and careers pushed to the point of exhaustion, that same ancient machinery is still running. The tools change, the settings change, and the excuses change, but the engine remains exactly the same:
to be desired, to seduce, and to make someone look at us for a few seconds longer than strictly necessary.
Sexual desire may not have built civilization all by itself, but it’s hard to deny that it paid for a considerable amount of the materials. And within that force capable of setting bodies, minds, economies, and entire continents in motion, tits have occupied a privileged position for thousands of years.
We don’t know where humanity is heading, but as long as there’s a pair of tits capable of stopping a conversation, starting a war, or making someone do something completely ridiculous, we can relax:
the machinery will keep moving forward.
Here comes
TITS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND VOL. 17: another collection of irrefutable evidence supporting a theory that science still doesn’t have the courage to confirm.
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LINGERIE SPECIAL #18The last installment of our beloved lingerie series was volume 17, published back in December of last year. Nearly nine months have passed since then. That might mean absolutely nothing to you, but I find it pretty interesting.
Throughout all this time,
we've published new content every day, Monday through Friday, hardly ever missing our usual appointment. Photos, videos, amateurs, artists, technology, wipeouts, tits, curiosities, and all kinds of material that have made their way onto the front page.
The surprising thing is that, during all these months,
we haven't published a single post dedicated exclusively to lingerie. And yet, not once have I looked at the pending folder and thought, “Holy shit, I have nothing to post tomorrow.”
Quite the opposite, in fact. So much varied content has kept coming in that one of the site's longest-running series
has spent nine months forgotten in a drawer without anyone having to declare a national emergency.
But nine months is already far too long, especially when we're talking about lace, sheer fabric, garter belts, and the kind of underwear designed to stay on for considerably less time than it takes to choose it.
Today, we're bringing back one of ALRNCN's most beloved collections.
Lingerie, volume 18.
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