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BOOBS#337 + LINKS TO OUR TELEGRAM COMMUNITY

There was a time — not that long ago — when our ancestors would raise their arms to the sky to ask for rain, good harvests, or for the flock not to wander off into the hills. They prayed, offered sacrifices, burned strange herbs and trusted the gods to be in a decent mood.

Today we no longer beg for rain or worry about surviving the winter. Most of us left the fields behind, but we still haven’t stopped asking the gods for things. Only now we plead for brand-new iPhones, for winning lottery tickets, or for a partner who doesn’t come defective from the factory.

And even above all that, there are offerings we still receive as if they were pure manna falling straight from the heavens.
I’m talking about the Boobs Saga. And when a new chapter drops, the only proper reaction is to celebrate it the way the sacred was celebrated: with respect, excitement, and that little internal scream of “Yes, fuck, finally!”.

So today, just like old farmers watching the first rain fall and knowing life was settling back into place, we open this new chapter of BOOBS as if the gods had heard our deepest prayers.

Bow your head and raise your hands, because the harvest is back.
And man… what a harvest.





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INVITATION TO OUR NEW TELEGRAM CHANNEL

As you’ve probably heard by now, Telegram decided to wipe out our channel — the one with almost 30k followers.
Apparently they deleted thousands of channels overnight, and ours got caught in the purge.

I’ve been thinking a lot about whether to start a new one or just let it go. It’s hard to put time and energy into building a community only to have it disappear from one day to the next. But the truth is, it had already become part of my daily routine, and I actually miss sharing stuff there.
And honestly, if nearly 30,000 people chose to follow it, I couldn’t have been doing that bad of a job.

So, even knowing they might delete it again — in fact, assuming its days are numbered — we’re creating a new channel. Same idea as before: a place where you can access not only the content from the website but also everything I share daily on Telegram.

The difference this time is that the channel will be private.
Instead of having a readable public link, it’ll work only through an invitation link.
Before, anyone scrolling through channels could stumble upon ours and join.
Now that won’t happen.
This will be a private space — a channel just for ALRNCN friends.

I can’t promise how long it’ll last, but if you decide to join, you’ll be able to tell your grandkids:
“I was there, and I saw wonderful things.”

Here’s the link to our new Telegram channel: https://t.me/+vAE7W64u-kBlYWM0




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TikTok made in ALRNCN.

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LIFE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE GETS A LOT EASIER WITH EMMA AROUND

People say country life hits hard. And yeah, it does — those brutal early mornings, mud climbing up your boots, diesel-stained hands, and a back screaming for mercy before noon. No wonder so many dream about running to the city the first chance they get. But then Emma shows up, and suddenly everything shifts. You start wanting the sunrise to come faster, the rooster to scream awake, and that sweet moment when you fire up your harvester hoping you’ll catch her rolling by, riding her tractor like she owns the land.

No posing, no perfect lighting — just dust floating in the air, sunlight hitting strong, engines humming, and that quiet magic only the countryside gives you. She’s there, confident and effortless, like she was born between rows of corn and fresh soil, and suddenly the city feels very far away — and not in a bad way.

With Emma around, those endless mornings turn into excuses to start even earlier. Not because you're chasing some country-romantic fantasy, but because sometimes all it takes is a girl on a tractor to make you forget skyscrapers and traffic for a while.

And tomorrow? Same routine. Early alarm, boots on, engine ready, breath freezing in the morning air — waiting for that moment when she shows up again between fields and dust. And right then, you realize maybe you weren’t so tired after all.



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Slow-motion mornings hit different.

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PLAYING ON THE EDGE. PART 9

Can you believe the fucking Instagram algorithm is still showing me this kind of video?
It’s insane. It’s supposed to watch over things, censor, set limits… and in the end it’s like a cop handing you a gram of coke: the exact opposite of what he should be doing.

Instagram brags about controlling what we post, but it’s the platform itself that keeps the wheel turning.
And the wildest part is that these videos don’t even have hashtags, no clear captions, nothing the algorithm could normally follow.
Someone just uploads the clip, throws in a random one-liner, and yet the algorithm detects it, interprets it, and drops it in my feed over and over again.
It’s madness.

I had sworn I’d ignore them to break the loop, and here I am again.
I mean, I won’t say I’m tired of watching them, but man doesn’t live on bread alone, right?
I’d like to see other stuff too, content I can share with you.

But of course, I end up saving them… and they become material for this series.
So yeah, it’s mixed feelings: on one hand I want to stop, on the other it makes my life easier bringing them here without digging too much.

I guess that’s what happens when you’re hooked on these fucking videos thanks to the algorithm.

Anyway, I hope you don’t feel the same way and just focus on enjoying them.
Because if someone has to do the dirty work, that’s on me.



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You can find much more content like this on our TELEGRAM CHANNEL

For Apple users
You might have noticed that when attempting to join our Telegram Channel you get a message that flags our content as sensitive content, which ends up not letting you see anything; this means you have the parental control activated.
This means you have to go to the web version of Telegram https://web.telegram.org and log in, if you are not already. In the settings, in the "Privacy" section, find the option "Sensitive content" and activate "Disable filtering". As soon as you do, the Settings will automatically sync with the rest of your devices, including the iOS and macOS versions of the App Store.
From there you will be able to enter all the Adult Channels.




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Meanwhile, in a random gym...

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KIRILL MEDVEDEV 2025

A look back at the latest shots shared by photographer Kirill Medvedev (kiramed) since the last feature we dedicated to him last year.



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Women-only gym. Safe spaces, no men allowed.

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VELMA VOL5

You throw on some thick glasses, an orange sweater, and a short skirt, and it’s the same magic as the Mickey ears, Goofy’s hat, or Thor’s hammer: you don’t need to say the name for everyone to know who it is. Velma just has that power.
The cosplay has become a magnet for everything that mixes tease, curiosity, and that vibe of a girl who looks calm but can wreck you in two moves.

Every creator gives it their own spin. Some go for the innocent angle, some go bold, and others play with that jokey, flirty touch. And the best part? None of them miss. Doesn’t matter how many Velmas we’ve seen already — there’s always a new one that makes you stare at the screen for a couple extra seconds.

That’s why we’re dropping Volume 5. Because this cosplay doesn’t get old. Quite the opposite.



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Tips for a great photo.

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EUGENE RENO 2025

We’ve got to go back to 2013, when I first discovered the work of photographer Eugene Reno.
From that moment on, his style had me hooked — raw, elegant, and with a way of capturing body and light that very few can pull off.

Now, more than ten years later, I’m diving back into his world to bring you a fresh selection of some of the photos he’s shared over the past decade.

A look at his evolution, his perspective, and that unique balance he always finds between the intimate and the provocative.

Long live Mr. Reno.



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Speaking of days gone by... remember the masks? Feels like a lifetime ago.






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