SIMON BOLZ 2026. PART ONE

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THE APPEAL OF FRECKLES

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There are features that people traditionally tried to hide but that, over time, have ended up becoming precisely what makes a face attractive. Freckles are probably one of the best examples.

For years, the beauty industry got us used to faces with completely uniform skin: the same tone, the same texture, not a blemish, not a mark, practically no sign that there was an actual human being underneath all that makeup. And the funny thing is that when freckles appear scattered across the nose and cheeks, the exact opposite of what you might expect happens: instead of seeing them as an imperfection, a lot of people feel they actually make a face more attractive.





Maybe it's precisely because they break up that uniformity. Freckles add little points of contrast, make your eyes wander across the face, and can especially highlight the eyes, cheekbones, or nose. They're a kind of natural pattern that can make a face more recognizable and give it more personality.

There's also that sense of naturalness. Freckles remind us that real skin isn't a perfectly smooth surface created by a computer. It has pigmentation, pores, subtle differences in tone, and characteristics of its own. And very often, those little irregularities are exactly what make two equally beautiful faces feel completely different in terms of how interesting we find them.

In fact, in recent years we've reached the curious point where some people draw freckles on with makeup or turn to semi-permanent treatments to get something that others spent a good part of their lives trying to hide. The supposed imperfection has become a desirable feature.

And then there's the part that's impossible to measure. Attraction doesn't work according to some mathematical chart where a pair of lips adds two points, a nose subtracts one, and twenty freckles add another three. Some features simply trigger something in the person looking at them.

That's what happens to me with freckles. Especially when they're concentrated around the nose and beneath the eyes. I'm not entirely sure why, but far from making a face look messy or taking away from its beauty, I think they give it character, naturalness, and an especially attractive touch.

In the end, maybe part of beauty lies precisely there: in those little characteristics that stop a perfect face from also becoming a completely forgettable one.

Because sometimes an imperfection doesn't take anything away. It's exactly what was needed to add something more.





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THE NEW GENERATION OF REALDOLLS

The first RealDolls capable of moving on their own are already starting to appear on the market, a sort of first generation of sexual automatons that, if the industry's gamble pays off, will eventually give way to far more sophisticated dolls and, who knows, fill homes around half the world with joy, happiness and surprisingly stable relationships.

For now, though, let's not get too excited. Their movements still look a lot like the robot dance at an '80s nightclub. Yes, they move, but with the kind of stiffness that makes it pretty obvious there are motors, mechanical joints and a computer underneath the skin desperately trying to coordinate everything without making the whole thing look like an excavator starting up in the morning.

But these are just the early days.





After all, fitting a RealDoll's skeleton with motorized joints, sensors and a central unit capable of interpreting voice commands and turning them into movements can't exactly be easy. And the really interesting part isn't so much what they can do now, but imagining what they'll be capable of five or ten years from now.

To put things into perspective, remember those AI-generated videos from just a few years ago showing Will Smith trying to eat spaghetti while his face melted, fingers appeared and disappeared, and the spaghetti seemed to be trying to eat him instead. We laughed because the whole thing looked ridiculous.

And look where we are now.

Something similar will probably happen with robotics. What looks clumsy, mechanical and even comical today could seem completely normal in just a few years. Smaller motors, smoother movements, better sensors, voice recognition, conversational AI, memory, personality... Every piece of that puzzle already exists separately. The real leap will come when someone manages to put them all together inside the same body and make the whole thing work reasonably well.

For decades, we've been told that robots would eventually make their way into our homes to help us with household chores: cleaning, cooking, tidying up, fetching things...

What I never imagined, not even in my wildest wet dreams, was that when they talked about robots helping around the house, they also meant lending a hand with our fantasies and vices.

Anyway. The future is already here.
It just still moves a little like RoboCop after six shots.





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RANDOM AI-GENERATED IMAGES VOL38

While other websites closely follow the evolution of artificial intelligence in fields such as medicine, education, aerospace, robotics and scientific research, somebody has to take care of the truly important stuff.

And that's where we come in.

Ever since this whole artificial intelligence craze began just a few years ago, here at ALRNCN we've been documenting, installment after installment, how AI is advancing in a field as interesting as it is inevitable, necessary and fucking addictive: sex.

Because beyond the images we publish, this series has almost unintentionally become a small chronological record of the evolution of generative artificial intelligence. You only have to go back to the first volumes and compare them with the latest ones to see just how much everything has changed.





At first, we were amazed that an AI could generate a remotely believable woman. Then we started paying attention to the hands, fingers, eyes, skin, proportions, poses, lighting and backgrounds. Mistakes that once immediately gave away an artificial image have gradually disappeared or become increasingly difficult to spot.

And while we were getting used to each new leap forward, the machines kept learning. More detail, better textures, more natural lighting, more coherent anatomy and increasingly convincing scenes. What would have blown our minds a couple of years ago can look completely normal to us today.

That's probably one of the most interesting things about following this evolution month after month: it's not just the technology that changes, our perception of what we consider impressive changes too. AI is improving so quickly that something that seemed extraordinary yesterday may look mediocre tomorrow.

So here we are, making our own little contribution to the history of humanity. Others will document how artificial intelligence helped discover new medicines, design robots or explore space. We're documenting how it learned to create increasingly realistic fantasies.

We all contribute to society in our own way.

I hope that someday someone will appreciate the enormous amount of documentation, sacrifice and scientific rigor that ALRNCN has been putting in for decades. Because when someone in the future wants to study how the relationship between technology, artificial intelligence and sex evolved, we'll be sitting here with 200 installments saying: “Relax, kid. We already took care of it.”

And we've actually reached a pretty respectable milestone: Random AI-generated images, volume 38.

Let's take a look at the latest batch.





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LINGERIE SPECIAL #18

The last installment of our beloved lingerie series was volume 17, published back in December of last year. Nearly nine months have passed since then. That might mean absolutely nothing to you, but I find it pretty interesting.

Throughout all this time, we've published new content every day, Monday through Friday, hardly ever missing our usual appointment. Photos, videos, amateurs, artists, technology, wipeouts, tits, curiosities, and all kinds of material that have made their way onto the front page.

The surprising thing is that, during all these months, we haven't published a single post dedicated exclusively to lingerie. And yet, not once have I looked at the pending folder and thought, “Holy shit, I have nothing to post tomorrow.”

Quite the opposite, in fact. So much varied content has kept coming in that one of the site's longest-running series has spent nine months forgotten in a drawer without anyone having to declare a national emergency.

But nine months is already far too long, especially when we're talking about lace, sheer fabric, garter belts, and the kind of underwear designed to stay on for considerably less time than it takes to choose it.

Today, we're bringing back one of ALRNCN's most beloved collections. Lingerie, volume 18.





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USING A CUSHION OR PILLOW AS AN EXCUSE

The internet is full of trends that probably started because someone did something, someone else decided to copy it, and before we knew it, there were enough identical videos to dedicate an entire post to them.

This time, the only requirement seems pretty simple: stand in front of the camera holding a cushion or pillow to cover your body and stay like that for a few seconds.

Just long enough to build a little anticipation, because we all know perfectly well that nobody pressed play to check out these girls' pillow collections.

Then comes the second part of the trick: the cushion drops, gets tossed aside, or simply disappears from the frame, no longer serving the only purpose it was invited for.

A compilation dedicated to all those pillows that enjoyed a few seconds in the spotlight before discovering that they were actually completely unnecessary.





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