HUMAN HYDRAULIC PRESS VOL4What started as a dumb little internet trend to kill a few seconds watching someone crush random objects with their chin has somehow evolved into a dumb little internet trend where someone crushes random objects with their tits.
Because yeah, the original
“human hydraulic press” challenge had its charm. It was absurd, hypnotic, and just stupid enough to work. But then
tits entered the scene and the whole thing instantly moved up a level.
And here we are once again, doing what we do best: tracking down the kind of content that doesn’t always make it into everyone’s feed, collecting it, and serving it to you nicely packaged so you don’t have to spend hours digging through algorithmic garbage just to find something actually worth watching.
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Pride and fear.
THE ALRNCN MULTIVERSEThe concept of the
multiverse is one of those ideas that completely melts your brain the more you think about it. Because, in theory, it means there could be
infinite different versions of the same reality. Parallel universes where tiny changes create completely different outcomes. And yeah, that’s exactly where the really interesting mindfucks begin.
Because if there’s a universe where Peter Parker ends up becoming
Spider-Man, then there could also be another one where the spider never bit him. Another where it did bite him, but he decided to use his powers to become an influencer instead. Another where Gwen Stacy got bitten. Another where New York is packed with superheroes. And another where heroes are treated like criminals.
That’s the beauty of the multiverse: all those different versions can exist
at the exact same time, moving through timelines that are similar, but slightly different. Like reality itself is one endless highway full of alternate exits. In one version you make a decision. In another you miss that train. In another you meet someone. In another you never cross paths with them. And every tiny change creates a completely different story.
The craziest part is thinking that, according to this theory, there could also be
different versions of yourself. One where you’re rich. Another where you live in Japan. Another where you never met certain people. Another where you made that decision that still randomly pops into your head at 3AM when you’re trying to sleep.
And of course, if we’re talking about infinite universes, then statistically speaking, some of them have to be way more entertaining than others.
Because somewhere out there, there’s definitely a universe where superheroes stopped saving the planet and simply dedicated themselves to causing collective heart attacks by showing their asses online.
And honestly… considering how the internet works in this timeline, it doesn’t even sound that unrealistic.
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Squirt milk.
This scene is part of the retro porn movie 800 Fantasy Lane (1979). You can watch it
at this link
That scene also has a pretty great "Slow motion".